Why?

1. Can focus on what is important... For now. I'm like 14 anyway.

2. No heartbreak.

3. No irritating people with annoying facebook love quotes.

4. More money for myself. No anniversaries, no birthdays and no month-saries. (Monthsaries are for effing gold diggers who just want your gifts... )

5. I dont want to change. I always see people change when they find their so called other half.

6. I am a self-obsessed narcissist. Me is all I need. (Hugs self) K, no.

7. Who needs a boy when you have a hamster?

HAMSTER HAMSTER HAMSTER HAMSTER AHAHAHAHA.

A bunch of brainy scientist found the dimensions for a perfect FEMALE face. Basically, the perfect ratio is that the distance between your two pupils should be 46% the distance from one ear to another, while the distance between your eyes and you mouth should be 36% of the distance btween your chin and your hairline.

Mine? I dunno. For more than a year I've been wanting to put a photo of myself here but I am always too lazy to upload.

I guess if you want to find out yours, just snap a picture of yourself and measure.

They say that this singer, Shania Twain has the perfect face.

Of course, this is only the proportion. How your features are like also matters. (eg, flat nose? Thick lips, shape of face etc) Thats why I think Angelina Jolie is prettier. Haha. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I had a nightmare recently about them. I was taking a shortcut to class through the eco-garden then when I passed the pond a giant leech jumped out. (If was brown, scaly and as big as a baby's bolster.) I ran. But somehow or rather that leech happened to be super damn fast and it sucked on my leg before I could escape. FML

Now I am so not looking forward to sec 3 camp because I heard there are going to be plenty of those jiggly vampire wannabes.

My inspiration?

PHILOSORAPTOR

Ya... Not exactly what you would expect eh? Having a virtual reptile as your life inspiration.

Anyways I like to think about these little things about life which do not have a fixed answer. Questions like "Why do we exist?" "What is love?" "Why am I telling you all this? I dunno why but it just interests me.

I shall be a great philosopher. I shall make history. (Ok maybe not) After all there hasn't been a great philosopher for so long already.

If I were to fulfill my ambition, my future would look something like this:

I would be sitting in a large swivel chair in the library of my mansion. Behind me is a gigantic bookshelf filled with think books. On the book spines there would be load of Roman numerals and all those intellectual junk. Outside my window would be my private garden, filled with tall trees and flowers and the occasional squirrel. I myself, would be dressed in some clothing that typical philosophers wear... (?)

Sounds like a boring life? LOL no. Thats just my day job. You have no idea what social life, my night life is like. Hmmm... shall talk about that junk later. OMG MAYBE I WOULD BE A TERRORIST, OR WORSE, AN ACTOR ON A KID'S SHOW. (Blue's Clue's anyone?)

My class is on the second floor. Its the only sec 3 class on the second floor. Plus, I didn't get any horrible teachers this year. Also, thanks to change in school leadership, school ends earlier than I expected. In fact, school ends no later than 2.15 next week. Longest day? Yesterday. Until 4.30.

But....

The new principal is also a file maniac. My paperwork is messy, I don't do all my corrections, and I lose worksheets very often. I'm still worried about sec 3 camp btw.

But still... It wasn't as bad as I thought.

School starts tomorrow and I'm like totally unprepared. Its going to be a long day tomorrow, with introductions and whatnot. Theres also CCA. I am so going to hate sec 3 life.

Why?

1. Long school days. Until 4 plus I think, since I have eight subjects

2. Sec 3 camp. What could be worse than being stuck in some ulu ulu part of Malaysia with blood sucking leeches and maniac teachers who make you do push ups? And... NO MEAT.

3. Having to climb to flights of steps to my classroom. I'm lazy. I admit it.

4. Responsibilities. Sec 3 is leadership year.

5. Moving on to another stage of puberty. I HATE PUBERTY. The pain... The mood swings...

6. Bitchy people. In kindergarten, we all care and share. In primary school, some form of a "Popular Group" takes shape. In lower secondary, everyone bitches about each other (Including me...) Upper sec? I am expecting catfights.

7. Heavy school bag, filled with overdue assignments.

8. No social life. See number one. As if I had one in the first place, anyway.

TA-DAH

Then heres the part where I console myself.

Shu Tian! You are older now! More mature. It is only through these challenges in life that you will grow into that successful woman.... um no.... Man? Ok, something-in-between that I know you will be. Who knows? You might adapt quickly. You might even enjoy it.

I feel so consoled know. Probably because the one consoling me is so awesome.

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