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Friday, October 30, 2009

The story of the high IQ slacker...

Having a T-score or 259...
An IQ of 137 or beyond...
This slacker can't get into the best class next year...
This slacker is in fact, too lazy to elaborate.
-End of story-

Inspiration from the slacker

What is done cannot be undone.
Instead of moaning about the past,
Be happy about how you can change your future.
(Cheem ah?)

Get ready for a New and Improved Ng Shu Tian (with added hamster essence)
Coming into a Yishun Town Secondary school near you on 5 January 2010.
-Apocalypse-

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hihi.
Seriously, I think that our post exam activities suck.
Had two hours of Maths Olympiad.
Snore, snore....
RECESS.
Then went to comp lab three.
Goodnews. They are gong to try a UMPC project forn 1E3 and 4.
Then we go settle our account.
We were in the lab for 2 whole hours.
But I loaded not more than 15 web pages.
So lag, seh.

Had lunch with Yaya and the BBQ chicken.
The chicken very nice.
But I don't really expect to go there very often.
Broke, remember?

Should I have a truce with Yaya, or Cendawan?

Friday, October 23, 2009

yesterday was boss's birthdae!
haha. i got him dried fish and a cool house for his present.
he likes the fried fish.
not so sure abt the cool house.

(Speaking Part)
Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Plankton: What's that?
Spongebob: Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!

Spongebob: F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures: Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton: F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Spongebob:Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Plankton: Never! That's completely idiotic!

Spongebob: Here, Let me help you...
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Plankton: N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Sea Creatures: Down here in the deep blue sea!

Plankton: Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...Should we stop?

Spongebob: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Plankton: Well I like it! Lets do it again!

Spongebob:Okay!

Spongebob & Plankton:F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
U is for Ukelele.
N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.(Laughing part)

Sea Creatures: Down in the deep blue sea.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Pls copy and paste and spread the word of Siaogila!!!!!!!!!!

Siaogila Institution intro updated (Pls comment)

Dear Parents,

WELCOME TO SIAOGILA INSTITUTION. HERE, WE DO RETARDED THINGS LIKE tYpINg liKE ThiS. Education means nothing to us.

History................................................This fine institution is established by Shu Tian the Awesome and Yuling the Urine in October 2009.Its still october now, so......... What! You think we are no good enough for your child?! @#%$$@/ you. Keep reading or you die.

School Motto - Nurturing terrorists of the future.
School Mission - To nurture future terrorists in time for the apocalypse.
School Vision - A school that has a spoiled reputation and a place for unsafe sex/

Classes.........the students self-teach themselves. we have many classes:
--> ear piercing - Students learn to pierce ear holes with sewing needles.
--> catwalk - We teach baby kittens how to walk
--> evil 101 - How our students become terrorists
--> flying - Our most challenging class, no survivors to date
--> loitering - No one ha failed this class
--> jewellery designing - We design jewellery for Ris Low. How else do you think she won?
--> sex educational - Reserved for dirty wild people.
--> Straw biting - To develop strong teeth
--> Singlish - Reserved for the British
--> Driving - this course is .... Crash! Boomz!!!!!!!!

CCA
--> Hotdog making - Students stuff meat into condoms and send them off into supermarkets
.--> Rubber gloves making - By popular demand
--> Urinal repair (For girls)
--> Pad stuffing (For guys)
--> Blackmail and torture - Hardcore terrorists students

Assembly
We invite special guest to our school every week for assembly to provide an out of the world learning expierience. Last week, we had Albert Einstein. Yup, he is dead. But nothing is impossible in this school. All we did was to dig up his body from the grave. We then dragged his corpse to our school. TA DAA. From this our students have learnt what a dead person looks like and smells like.
How do you know your child is Siaogila material?
--> Every morning he/she eats lunch.
--> Your child has his/her sanity questioned by psychologists worldwide.
--> He/She cannot tell a building from a hamster.
--> Your child can do the chicken dance in a very sexy manner.
--> Your child told you' "I'm Siaogila material!!!!!!!!"

Schooling.
A normal school day at the institution starts at 6.47 in the morning and ends at 5.43 in the morning the next day. Each lesson lasts for 1.19355864 hours with a 858.3867389 minute recess.

Uniform.
To save you the cost of buying a uniform. You can make it yourself. Just get a potato sack and cut holes for the arms, legs, head and penis if necessary. Top off with a sash made of toilet paper that says "I love you and everyone else" Estimated cost is 17cents.

School fees
As Siaogila is barely a school, we have a very very low school fee. Not 16cents a week, not 16cents a month but 160000000000000000cents per second! Affordable!!!

How to get in.
Our PSLE cutoff point is 300, so the only way you can get in is via DSA.

DSA option 1 - Write "I love meatballs" on your back and jump off a biulding. Immediate entry upon confirmation of survival
DSA option 2 - Join our face book group.

SO JOIN TODAY AND HAVE A COMPLIMENTARY HAPPY MEAL COURTESY OF KFC~~

# Not intended to offend anyone. This is just a joke

REMEMBER TO ASK YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN SIOGILA!!!!!

Olas...........
Nothing much to post for school.

LETS POST ABOUT TRAINING!!!! :)
Training was super fun today.
We went to SPCA.
The animals are so cute!
LOLOLOLOLOL Fangirl like much???
There was this cat that was really intimidating.
It was like staring at me.
I asked, " Why you keep staring at me ah???"
The cat obviously did not reply.
I patted it. I showed me its claws in a playful manner.
Took back a lot of Phamplets for our badge proj.
Did not buy any souvenirs cuz it was so damn crowded.
Went back to school.
Played dog and bone with everyone.
SO HIGH MAN.
Debrief.
YAY!!! Training ended early.
Took pictures for total defence.

Went slacking with Dawn and JIaxin afterwards.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Ready or not,
Here comes a new post...
Prepare to be bored by the amazing me!!!!!!

I've officially declared Boss' birthday to be on October 22.
Still dunno how to celebrate.
Hmmmmmm........................................................................
He needs a new cage.
But I'm very poor now, like I told you.
Any ideas?

Oh. And something very peculiar happened to me.
You may and may not want to continue reading.
See, I was doing my big business,
And I was about to flush.
But I realised my excretion was it a vertical position,
instead of horizontal...
Yup, it was standing up.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

O.o Hie~ Again.
I'm just being plain boliao,
So don't mind me!

Went out with Lin Jialin yesterday,
Watched <>
The movie was so-so lar, could have been funnier.
Then went to Popular and hung there for like and hour.
Bought a Roald Dahl book and a couple of woodcraft construction kits.
Then Jialin went to look for clothes.
I waited outside the dressing room.
WTH she spent over 20 minutes.
O.O I also want some new clothes.
But my money is supposed to be used for the holidays,
So..................................... :(

Nothing to do but slack.
At least until the results are released.
Soooo not looking forward to it. :()
Mouth open big big....
That can be Yuling or me...........'
-.-

Friday, October 16, 2009

Hihi.....
Exam over liao.
Can play around with my blogskns once again,
:D :D
Lol!

Too bad Yuling still very busy with the newsletter.
So sad. A least she got a heck lot of CIP.

CCA resumes next Tues :)
Going to SPCA :) :)
YAY!

Hmm? Nothing else to say..

Monday, October 12, 2009

One more day~
Whoots!!!!
PELVIC THRUST>

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Hihi.
Jiayou to everyone for the last 2 papers.
ENDURE!!!!!

Anybody in for Yuling and Felicia Makeover?
Hahaz. I MEAN IT.
Time and date not decided yet but its coming soon.
Whee.... I plan to post the before and after pic on my blog...
:):):)
What a fun post exam activity.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Sigh...
The school year is ending...
Time flies.
What is left of this year is just
going through exams
report card
and lots of CCA.
Part of me wanted to get into comp team,
another part doesn't...
Comp team looks fun!
Very wei1 feng1.
School life is enriched.
but I is probably cuz I want to slack?
No lah... aybe because my class reunion is clashing?
I know thats nota valid reason.
So... I'm just gonna try my best and
see what fate has in store for me.

First year in secondary school.
Remebered how blur I was, ( not that I am currently not)
How retarded I looked in class photos...
My first CCA session, my PT kit days....

I have grown to hate some people so much so that...
Nevermind.
Yet I have grown to like some.

Enough of that.
By right I should be studying...
But my motivation has not returned...
ARGH I LOST 7 MARKS FOR HISTORY.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Hey people.
I feel like killing myself...
My blogskin which I worked so hard on crashed.
Theres history exam tomorrow...
Sigh...............

I am so qian4 bian3
.... Nothing to say...
Somothing retarded for you, my readers to do.
Read this post out loud and remember to articulate.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Yaye!
I have finallly completeted my quest
Of searching for the perfect blogskin.
A lot of nice ones,
But hey are too pink for me
(Not that this skin is not, but...)

My annoying sister is watching as I type.
********* annoying person!!!!
GRRRRR.........
Sending her to IMH tomorrow.
MWAHAHAHAHA.
I don't care if she reads this.
Go shit in your tighty whities, fool.

Can't wait for exams to be over...

Boss' birthday coming soon.
It shall be called Boss Appreciation Day.
Yea, its BAD.

I just realised I skipped Mrs Tan's
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.
So sorry~
Yuling and I both thought it was
postponed to Monday....
(Or at least thats what some people said...)
Cuz Mrs Tan did not show up in the morning...
I goofed off with Yuling instead....
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY~
A thousand apologies~ :(
SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY.
Happy birthday to Mrs Tan anyways.
:) :) :) :)

Happy Birthday Comments

Friday, October 2, 2009

Hi...
Like the changes I made to my blog?

Hahas.

....................

Mugging for Exams

So yeah.......

Everyone obsessed with Kpop?
What happened to Barney?

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