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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Haish... The holidays ended before i knew it. :(
School starts again, back to being busy.
First day got HW alr.
But at least I get to see my friends again! XD

Went to heart to heart carnival last sun.
Went handing out flyers.
Suprisingly, It was harder han getting people to donate.
Cuz minutemaid and 100plus were giving out free drinks.
Which one would you prefer?
Then got lots of free drinks la...
Slacked for 2h plus.
Played games and won prizes. YAYE!
Then play in the bouncy castle.
Got taupok-ed my sweaty little kids.
I also got taupok the kids :P
Then got chased out cuz no one above 12 is allowed.
Bought rock candy from SHF. Damn yummy
Then start duty again just move the boxes to CC then dismissal.
LALALA...

Went back to school to find lots changed,
our maths teacher is now Mdm Chan, geo teacher Mdm Saudah.
Then higher mother tongue is on Fri.
This means 1.30 dismissal. Shit I will be late for CCA on alt Fri.

okthatsallbyebye

Thursday, June 24, 2010

After commenting on dawn's photos,
I wondered... What if there was more than 1 Shu Tian?
(cuz i was tagged 6 times in one photo)

1. I would be less tired.
- more me-s to do homework, sub in for me in sch... wah :)

2. Home would be cramped.
- imagine 6 shutians running amok, searching for food in the house and sleeping on one bed

3. My family would die.
- 6 children to support leh!

4. The world would be shutian-fied
- When all 6 shutians combine their power, they could change the world. People will all be spastic, own a pet monkey and give their earnings to the 6awesomes on a daily basis.

5. There will be no more world hunger, wars, gloval warming and stuff
- you see, when shutians are born, the world is given new hope.

6. I would be able to answer the question, if (insert important person name) and (insert important person name) were drowning, who would you save!
-3 to each person! Theres plenty of me to go around!

7. We will take over the kpop world.
- Let's start with our smash hit, Cai Shen Dao, korean version! Our group name will be thepaloozaofawesomebeingsalsoknownasshutian.

8. marriage will be a problem.
- the 6 of us will fall for the same person/monkey so... hahaha. SHUTIAN DOES NOT SHARE.

YAYE!

Monday, June 21, 2010

So many fangirls are talking about it...
So I decided to check it out.

OMG... That guitar playing monkey is SEXAY!!!
And... TOP is sexy too :)

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Time for homework report~
I am close to completing a decent amount of homework...

I'm left with
1. ace-learning online thingy
2. eng compre
3. 2 chi o'level papers
4. geomindmaps
5. memorizing shit.

Yes... That means I've finished Blaze of Glory!!!
WOOOHOOOOOOOO!
I had a heck of a time thinking of an ACCEPTABLE storyline.
I actually had a lot of ideas, but that all involve fictional characters.
I can't possibly give the teachers a story about pokemon.
(Actually I thought the pokemon story was pretty good)
I shall not tell you what I wrote, lest you copy my idea... :P
So sad.

Ok... I had fun last Fri.
Went to see Shrek with TEAM, jiayi,yaya and wan rong(extra much? JKJK)
LOL the more the merrier!
Quite nich I think.
But I also want watch Karate Kid, Nanny McPhee and Marmaduke. :(
Had buffet and celebrated our dear Joc's b'day before that XD
Lol, she used that SNSD mirror we gave her the minute she received it.
Anyway... Its my turn next!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Hello :)
I'm giving away free stuff!
Yea, u heard me...
FREESTUFF!FREESTUFF!FREESTUFF!
My messy style cannot maintain my neat room
So, I have decided to give some stuff away.

BOOKS
- chu mai zhen xin de nu hai (chi,both part 1 and 2)
- my boyfriend is type A (chi)
- naruto offical fan book (chi, I lost the book jacket)
- small steps by louis sachar
- troll mill by katherine langrish
- jennifer, hecate, macbeth, william mckinley and me, elizabeth by EL konisburg

Cartoon stickers (pasar malam bought, nothing fancy)
- hello kitty
- barbie
- garfield
- mickey
- disney princess
- spongebob

All of these range from mid to mint condition. Rest assured I won't give you any crap. I live in SINGAPORE, YISHUN btw. If you live in like, Mexico or elsewhere don;t expect me to fly there. YOU FLY HERE. (But $1000 air ticket. $5 book not worth it) If you want any of these stuff pls e-mail me madmonkeyz_lol@hotmail.com

Monday, June 14, 2010

Hee hee!!! Here is another spastic story.

By now you should know who the characters are, so...

Lets address them as BOY and GIRL

After the turtle incident,

the 2 lived for 50 more years before they died.

Part I

Mama of life (Thats the so called immortal in this story): LOL!

MOL: This couple is so... CUTE! I bored... so lets reincarnate them as turtles! WHEEE!

*And so the two were reincarnated is turtles.

*However, MOL did not clear their memories so the two will remember what happened in their past life.

Part II: On the seashore

* Two turtles, one big one and one small one emerged from their eggs

Girl: Why do I feel so short? Oh wait.. I am short.

Boy: Why do I feel like lao ah pek? WTH, I'm a turtle.

*Boy spots girl

Boy: Man, that lady turtle is sexayyyy!

*Boy advances to girl at a breakneck speed of 2km/day

Part III: Reunion

Boy: Yo lady... You just won a date with this handsome reptile.

Girl: Haven't I seen you somewhere?

*Girl and boy looks into each other eyes

Girl: I remember you... You dumped me... You cold-blooded creature!

Boy: I am a turtle. Of course I am cold blooded.

Girl: I mean when you were human!

Boy: Oh... well now that I can't use the money, I guess you may marry me.

Girl: No I hate you!

*Boy realises how cute girl is when she is angry and falls in love again.

Part 4: Boredom

MOL: Turtle love is boring! Let's try something else...

*MOL transformed the couple into Praying mantis

Part 5: TRANFORM!

Girl and boy: WTH? Praying mantis?

Part 6: Deadly love

*Boy decides to approach girl for second chance. Little does he know about the nature of praying mantis.

Boy: Can you forgive me?

*Girls hormones start to rage....

Girl: No! But... You are still so irresistable...

*Girl eats boy. (Thats what praying mantis do during mating)

Part 7: End

*Girls lays lots of eggs and helps carry on boy's family line. She felt no regret cuz she hates him (duh)

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Hullo :) Welcome to my 101th post~
Nothing special actually.

I'm bored! I'm broke!
Zzzz.... But I still don't feel like doing my homework.
Yes... I know I'm going to have a hard time later on,
But I have experienced enough of that.
So far I've finished:
Geography WB, Maths other school paper and English MCQ
TA-DAA

I have no moneh.
Gimme ur moneh.
I need moneh for next week.
Raven gathering, class outing and team outing.
GIMME UR MONEH!!!!!

Ever since I came back from camp,

People say I got slim down leh!

Now I from sumo become panda.

I was listening to my mother and sister debate about...

DISPOSABLE UNDERWEAR.

My sister is going for P5 camp and my mom want her to bring DU

Sis: No comfortable leh!

Mom: Ok one lah right?

*Mom looks at me. SHe made me bring DU to NCOC

Me: Yea I guess. Like normal underwear.

Sis: Shes lying!

Mom: You go for camp only,still need me to worry whether ur butt comfortable on not?!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

An epic love story, by ME

Part I: 07 June, after POP

*Run Hong drags Dawn into a corner.

RH: Good job.

D: Thanks

RH: It seems like we won't see each other again...

D: Oh...

RH: Erm... Can I have your number?

*Dawn pulls out her phone. Both parties exchange numbers and adds a cute heart shape beside each other's names in the contact list

D: Thats so sweet...

*Dawn looks for a stool, steps on it and kisses RH on the cheek.

*The couple stares lovingly into each other's eyes...

Part II: 07 June, at D's home

D: I wonder how sweetykins is doing... :(

*Dawn pulls out her phone again and stares at one 0f the 34683406840 photos she has of HIM.

*Dawn falls into a sweet dream of her walking down THE AISLE

Part III: 08 June, ROM

RH: Its so great to see you

D: You too X0

* Suddenly, an announcement was made that any guy who marries a turtle would get a free sports car.

RH: SorrybutihavefounfnewlovesoBYEBYE!

*RH runs to the east coast beach and marries a random turtle.

Part 4: ??? ever after

*Run Hong killed the turtle right after he got the sports car. He never remarried spent the rest of his days driving his sports car.

*Dawn hated turtles and drinks turtle soup everyday ever since.

_THE END_

Wasn't that touching???? Sometimes I wonder why I still score so badly for my compo.

I'm SOOOOOOO Romantic

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

I changed blogskin.
A bit too kawaii for my style, but i was bored, so...
LIVE WITH IT.

Anyway, NCOC was the most GRUELING, EXHAUSTING, TEKAN FILLED
thing I have ever experienced in my life. But...
it was also FUN, especially my group, RAVEN <3

Didn't do much for day 1, except for some PT and the bag check.
Take in, take out. Take in, take out.

Day 2 morning was BAD. I think we did at least 70 pumping.
Went for ROD later in the day.
Some of us got emotional and cried.
We performed a talentime skit for our seniors.
WILL MISS NCO 09/10'
While we were enjoying ourselves, the course went through this
ULTIMATE challenge. Not sure what that is, but they told me
IT WAS HORRIBLE.

Day 3 was the most fun. Same routine in morning, Then played from lunch to dinner.
We got coated in flour and water... Haha, it was dirty but fun.
Campfire rocked. We impersonated the officers for our performance.
The other groups did well too. Then the officers also performed.
BILIPANJA! (Spelling?)

Day 4 was exhausting but memorable.
The HIKE. We kept running to catch up in the front.
I was at the very back. SO pathetic.
We were supposed to walk from Anderson to HQ,but good thing it rained
Then POP. Finally graduated! Will miss RAVEN
THROW BERET!!!! MORE BILIPANJA!

Haha... SCANDAL time!
Run Hong and Dawn are probaly the most famous.
You can go to FB for their photos...
Nicolette and Paul were the first scandal.
Not progressing much...
Nicolette is the one making the moves, but no avail.
Hwee Han and a guy named Glenn
don't know much cuz they not in my group.
Me? With some guy named Francis,
He is shorter than me. Haha, no offence.
But he is not my cup of tea.

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