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Friday, December 31, 2010
Happy New Year peepos!
Have an awesome 2011 ahead!!!
Because, 2010 sucks overall for me.
Anyway I only wrote this to patronize you, so...
BUH BYE.
Monday, December 20, 2010
From QQ & Mop, & XiCi: Beijing primary school students experience “fertilization” in sex education class December 9th, at the Hepingli No. 1 Primary School in Dongcheng district of Beijing, during a sexual health education class, the teacher uses a game to teach students how a "sperm" and "ovum" unite after going through multiple obstacles, and even allows them to experience the hardships of a mother's ten month pregnancy.  December 9th, at the Hepingli No. 1 Primary School in Dongcheng district of Beijing, in the classroom during sex health education class.  December 9th, at the Hepingli No. 1 Primary School in Dongcheng district of Beijing, elementary school students participate in a game during sex health education class.  December 9th, at the Hepingli No. 1 Primary School in Dongcheng district of Beijing, students pretend to be "sperm" during a game.  December 9th, at the Hepingli No. 1 Primary School in Dongcheng district of Beijing, students pretending to be "sperm" after passing through an obstacle must also receive one last question they must answer correctly before they can "unite with the egg/ovum".  December 9th, at the Hepingli No. 1 Primary School in Dongcheng district of Beijing, children use bookbags and backpacks to experience how inconvenient it was to move when their mothers were pregnant with them.
Article from chinasmack.com
SHUT UP HOR. Don't say I disgusting (This happens to be a family friendly blog yah?) This is actually a good idea, since children can learn about this natural process from their teacher before they get too curious. Too curious as in they learn from some pedo and get the wrong ideas.
This is also more interesting then what they teach in Singapore schools... Namely, SEX IS BAD, ABSTAIN, ABSTAIN, ABSTAIN! NOW, WRITE REFLECTION! The reason why young people dont do that anymore is because they are curious lorh. Must first answer the questions before their raging hormones get the better of them...
Anyway I think sex is not an ugly thing lor... ITS THE CREATION OF NEW LIFE! I know I sound cheesy, but nowadays media such as porn sites and sometimes music imply that sex as only for pleasure. Without sex you wouldn't even be here now.
In fact, if your grandparents didn't have sex your mother wounldn't even be here now. (Can you imagine?)
Friday, December 17, 2010
What I want for christmas~
7. My own laptop Hell yea! Can surf internet at own time, don't have to give it up to someone who NEEDS it. Also, less chance of people peeking at your search history, (I DON'T DO PORN, BTW. DON"T WORRY)
6. An iPhone.
Not that I am following the trend but seriously, manufacturers only make the cool skins and apps for iPhones now. WTH What about my little W705?! Heck if you cant beat em, join em.
5. Heluva-awesome-SJAB-comp-team-skills IN-A-CAN Must win! Pressure!
4. Sticky! Sweets! (Maybe with Lim Bo Seng de face on it) Who can resist? LOL too lazy and no moneh go Clarke Quay
3. Just Moneh. "Money isn't everything." AGREE! But... Money is more than 90% of everything. Nobody likes to go penniless anyway. BTW I wish the woman below was me.
2. My own evil minion. WUHUHUHEHEHEHE! Have you watched despicable me? Megamind? It would be so awesome! How about a fluffy minion? Tiny minion? Retarded minion? Your younger sibling?
1. Happiness. Whats the point of getting all of this if you are not happy? Smile!
Saturday, December 11, 2010
What's your favorite movie quote?
" Mwa Haha Haha Haha! " - By evil villains in movies involving evil villains.
Thursday, December 9, 2010
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I was planning to continue with camp blog, but this is better. WAY BETTER.
Welcome to the sequel to the sequel to the original story, Turtle Love! (Go dig in the archives if you don't know.)
After Girl, now a praying mantis, laid eggs to carry on boy's family line, she began to show her motherly side by nursing for the eggs 24/7. One day, the eggs finally hatched...
"Mama!" "Mummy!" "Maternal Unit!" cried the babies. Girl was shocked. The babies all looked like BOY. (Especially the one who called her 'Maternal Unit') Due to psychological trauma, girl ate all the babies.
This happened to be witnessed by some nosey ladybug hiding in a corner. The ladybug in question happened to a famous casting director in the insect world. He found what he was looking for.
The nosey ladybug crawled out of his hiding place.
"Heck yea baby! You are just what I am looking for! You are perfect for the part of Female Hitler in my next play, 'Female Hitler vs Pikachu!' "
"Can I be pikachu instead?" asked girl.
"Nah, you are to hideous to be pikachu. Anyway, Justin Bieber had already gotten the part."
"Am I not beautiful?! How could I lose to Justin Bieber? HOW DARE YOU!"
With that, Girl ate the ladybug.
She suffered from severe constipation a few days later.
And thus was the start of the girl's career as a hungry serial killer.
-End-
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Camp blog continued...
Day 2
Woke up at 5 plus in the morning. PT as expected. We just ran, LOL. Quite a lot of people fell out. :(
Breakfast after that. It was bread with kaya. Then some of us went up to get our haversacks. (We packed it the day before before going to sleep)
It was time for the HIKE~ Mini cheer competition. Loudest 2 groups gets to got first. We got 4th, and went with TOPAZ, forming the collab group, TOBY (sounds like something I would call my pet terrapin, but its actually TOPAZ + RUBY) So we walked and cheered, and cheered and walked. Took a photo halfway. We took an hour and a half to reach Sembawang Park.
We rested for a bit,then we played Charades. FUN! For those of you who dunno, its just a cheem term for "I act out something, You guess." Got loads of funny funny scenario, la.
Then walked back. This time, the teachers joined in :D We walked together as a corp. Everyone was exhausted so we didn't cheer a lot. Kudos to the Sec 3s who somehow still have loads of energy. I was pooped, LOL, so I just shouted until I became too tired, stopped, and started again. Finally reached school to find out we completed 10KM. So short the distance. I was expecting like 15, haha.
Lunched after that. Then WenTing mam said she is giving us a 1 HOUR BREAK. (But we MUST sleep) Suspicious much, usually these breaks come with some dubious motive, haha. I WAS right. about 50 min into the break there was the "BEEP BEEP BEEEEP~" I was the first one in my bunk to hear it and I went "Fire drill? Anyone? Fire drill? Did you guys hear something?" in the end I just went "FIRE DRILL! SAVE THE FLAG! RUN!"
Everyone was down in 3 and a half minutes, less than the 5 minutes mams said we had to be down in. Shiok for a while, then the punishments started when we were to slow to go back and take our bottles. And we ran again.
Then it was games. We have to do frog jump to the other end of the foyer, turn 5 rounds clockwise and anticlockwise, memorize the wordsearch letters, and do 10 starjumps before frog jumping back. Kept forgetting the letters. At first I could, but I forgot after the star jumps. (We had to count in A, B, Cs and not 1,2,3s.) So had to do many rounds. After we did the wordsearch, we had to present 14 cheers. Dunno why we chose Father Abraham, the cheer so damn long. in the end we were the last to finish cheering. Then it was the memory game. 52 cards were laid jumbled up, we memorise them before they were flipped back and we had to flip them open in numerical order (Ace of spades, 2 of spades...) I think we were quite good but lost because of rounds one and two...
Dinner, then bath. Changed into camp tee for campfire. Didn't bath again because the ground floor toilet was locked when I went. It was only after I changed that they opened the washrooms. WTH.
Campfire was fun! Everyone performed, including the officers and teachers, be it dancing, singing, or skit. We also did the SJAB wave many times over. Ruby was awesome, duh, because I sang. Hahas. Then the is SNS-G(cup) who danced Gee. LOL. Definately the beast part of camp where everone really enjoyed themselves.
Went back to bunk for another bag check, I don't know why. Tekan again.
Supper, then sleep.................
To be continued.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Hey you! Yeah you! Cheer your ass off now because Yours Truly survived camp! (Yeah I know that was old news but I was too tired to update :P ) Heres a short summary that will either make you go "Wah! I wish I was there!" or "Glad I didn't show up..."
Day 1
Bag check. Super pervertic. Moved too slow so we had to start off camp with punishment. One round outside school! :@ Foot drill session after that. Drill... March... Turn... Blah. Then... Mini game! We were given a few pictures which were taken around the school and we were supposed to find out where they were taken. And... OUR GROUP DID not COME FIRST!
Lunch after that :D It was nice, or at least better than last year. LOL. Then flag painting! Needless to say LUBI's flag was awesome, lah. (BTW, Thats Cpl Hui Lan, Soon Heng, Me, Jing Yee, Lok Yen, Jiawei and Aditi. Biggest group in camp!) After that is bunk allocation. Shared room with Opal. Did ULTIMATE CHALLENGE afterwards. RUBY WIN!
Then dinner. About same as lunch O.o Went to shower. I didn't. Partly because I didn't want to rush and squeeze and partly because let juniors get priority. So me and Jing Yee dusted ourselves with laventder scented prickly heat.
NIGHT GAMES! :D First round was hard. We had to do 5 consecutive jumps with 3 people on a skipping rope. Then turn here turn there with a spoon in our mouths with a tennis ball in it. Cannot drop. Then throws balls to the left, right and across. MIND YOU NOT EASY HOR GOT 8 PEOPLE! Only Topaz completed the rest of us had to be advanced to the round 2. Round 2 was DIRTY. We had to pass bread around with out faces only. Whats gross is that the bread is smothered with Jam. Then had to crawl under ponchos to pick up balls which are worth points. It may seem clean, but the ground was the muddy soccer field :x Last round was writing the camp motto "Strive to Succeed" on a piece of majong paper. The marker was attached to string which we had to hold on ends. In the end we got 3rd.
Supper than sleep.
Shall post the rest sooner of later...
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