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Saturday, January 30, 2010

Yooooooooooooo!!!
Lalalalalala...
Had a fun week?
Lol.

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Example of obsessive twittering: By dklgdk8409

I am going to the toilet.

I reached the toilet.

OMG. I was about to lock the door when I realised the lock was so shiny!

Oh. I'm still oging at the lock. I wish I had such a lock.

Back to business.

I was about to shit when I realised the colour of my underwear was fading! D:

I'm having constipation! AH@!

I'm done shitting.

OMG. I looked into the toilet bowl to fing my shit floating!

Mama told me the floating shit is not a healthy sign.

Oh no!

Nvm. I decided to guess how much my shit weighs.

hm... 7kg?

MAYBE I SHOULD SEND THIS TO THW WORLD RECORDS!

Oh ya.... Haven't clean my buttock yet.

I shall use only two squares to conserve trees.

Wait... The toilet paper only 2 ply!

So cheapo...

But I shall forgive the shopping centre management.

Did I mention that I am a forgiving person?

People outside the toilet are staring to complain liao.

To hell with those people. I'm tweeting!

Eww... I have stretch marks on my beautiful belly.

I am going to zip my pants.

I once again ogled at the shiny lock before going out.

Wah... People are staring at me. I must be gorgeous.

They look angry... They must be jealous of my beauty.

Wait... I FORGOT TO FLUSH!

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Ok... Maybe that did mot happen to me or anyone I know,
I'm just a bored loser.
:P
dklgdk8409 was just someone I made up.
LALALLALALLALAl

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Aloha! Bomjour! Salaam! Konichiwa!
BANG BANG
Who died?
Thats for me to know and you to find out.

Extremely blur tis' morn.
You see, I was going to wash my pretty face (JK)
I sorta mistook TOOTHPASTE for FACIAL CLEANSER.
Put the toothpaste on my hand...
Sniff sinff* Why facial cleanser smell funny?
Sudden pause*
Oh, it was toothpaste.
It is amazing how blur I can be :P

Skip to drama.
As expected, we have to to R&J
Why do I have to be Juliet?!
%^$*( *)&*0z-
Czarina should be Juliet!
Attempted to demoralize Leonard. (Sorta)
"Can you imagine Leonard getting high on the dance floor?"
"Imagine Leonard in a Bikini"
But................
He is supposed to play Romeo.
WTFWTF

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Roar.
I find myself sleeping and sweating a lot recentlty.
I dunno why.
I sweat when I sleep, even though I don't feel warm.
You could squeeze my hair like a piece of damp cloth after training.
It drips sweat. EWWW.
I closed my eyes at 4, and woke up at 7.30.
Man, I only planned for a half hour nap.
This means, I will be awake the whole night. D:

As for what is going on in this pathetic life of mine...
The daunting ordeal of tests has begun.
3 tests in a week. Sianzzz.
Dunno how I fared yet.
Gosh.
As for CCA...
Lots of Comp training, as usual.
2 more unofficial nannies (?)
Selected for FDI course.
Wah... my hoilidays.
A least I will return as a qualified drill instructor.
And... I WANNA INTERACT WITH MY JUNIORS!

YAh... Thats it. Buh bye.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

HIE...
Damn tired seh..

Went to see doctor yeasterday.
Waited for like 2 hours for that less than 5 min consultation.
Missed the last episode of 当我们同在一起 :(
Argh.
I have cough, running nose, sore throat and cookie cravings.
I would have blamed puberty, but I'd rather blame myself.

And oh ya...
Our sec 1 juniors came today.
Never really got to see them D:
Ai yah... Wait till Friday lor.
Already got the senior feel.

Stardates arrived today.
Finally lar.
First few pages already wasted.

Oh ya. First ever Sec 2 camp, for ppl who dunno.

Whoots!
Tomorrow is off day.
But... (I hate that word when it comes after a piece of good news)
Got homework.
But should be high and cheering, but I have no energy left.

Enjoying another Subway cookie as prescribed by
Doctor Ng. ST MA Afghanistan Phd(Siaogila Institution)

I wanna watch a movie!
Avatar, Alvin and The Chipmunks 2... etc
I want to watch them all!

I want TEAM tee!
I want TEAM outing!
I want my underwear to have a picture of TEAM on it!
(Shit damn paiseh... 5 faces staring at you) O.o

ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

TEAM tee suggestions by me!
(What should be written at the back of each shirt, seperated by space)

B O O M Z
OUR LEADER IS A GENIUS
I READ F H M
COOKIES ARE MY LIFE !
SMELLY ARMPITS AFTER TRAINING !
THIS IS OUR TEAM TEE
A TEAM OF BLUR PEOPLE
NG SHU TIAN FAN CLUB

Was that a stroke of genius, or what? (Dun copy, ah!)

Sunday, January 17, 2010

GET. OUT. OF. MY. LIFE.
You are a miserable excuse for a human,
so i will address you as an "it"
Every time you open you mouth or send me text,
I feel like smashing my head like an angry German kid.
You look like, talk like, and smell like blue cheese gone bad.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
With you, I doubt that I will ever be happy again.
Before I met you I thought I knew what hatred was.
But I was wrong.
You ENLIGHTENED me.
You have done your job,
now get your bloody pus inducing face out of my memory bank.
You think your all that, but you're not.
You should be thankful your name is not mentioned.
/.xc;xkmsdkdldxz,swd,ws,
I was smashing the keyboard just now.
I feel like a bigger person.
Even after saying all this I still do not feel better.

I'm sorry my other readers have to read that, but I am now grumpier than that toast on my blogskin.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Tired... Tired...
First week of school is supposed to be like that?

CCA bazaar today.
Higher Mother tongue ended at 1.30
Chionged like mad to CCA.
Aye!!! I'm supposed to keep this up for every other week?
!#)&$&%
Bazaar was a first.
I felt shameless
I felt ignored by some Sec 1s.
I felt important!
FINALLY PROMOTED TO PRIVATE!
Whoots...
I thinked I screwed up duing parade.
Mind blank
Bought Subway cookie after that
(Be jealous, cookie monster)

ZZZ.... BB

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Scary!
I went Popular today to buy dividers.
The alarm went off when I walked in.
Thought it was someone else.
Bought my stuff. Walked out
Alarm went off again.
Funny? Didn't steal anything leh.
The nice lady scanned my bag.
The alarm did not go off again.
Flipped through my bag to fing a dubious price tag.
(The one with a metal strip inside)
Dunno how it go in.
Whew! At least didn't get in trouble.

To all YTSS sec one
Come to SJAB booth during CCA bazaar tomorrow!

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Zzz...
Its has only been the first 2 days of school and I am already EXHAUSTED!!!
Haizzz.... Do I have enough steam for the whole year?
At least my new teachers seem nice.
Hmm... I must be more studious this year.
Hopefully I can stick to my plan.

Heehee...
I want to make more good friends...

Friday, January 1, 2010

Salutations, ol' beans.
This is Yours Truly's second post for the day.
It's nothing particular, actually.

Two pieces of pleasant news.

1. Your Awesomeness has finished her school break assignments
2. My mater has purchased an new book carrier for Your Royal Pain in the Butt. (Comes with an attached shoebag)

Travel journal: Journey through the homework universe. PART I

I started at Correction Sea, to find my ship flooded with green algae-like wording. I decided to find another means of transport with the algae is cleared by my faithful crew of Famous Amos cookie makers.

Alas, I stumbled across a time machine. I travelled back to Old Singapore, and assumed the identity of Sir Stamford Raffles. I wrote a letter to her Majesty (although I did not put the address so it was NEVER delivered) Meanwhile, I delivered a speech to the other British officials. I was particularly nervous and urinated in my trousers.

(To be continued... If I feel like it)

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