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Saturday, November 20, 2010
Tale of teh exploding chicken :s
Once, there was a hungry girl named Shu Tian.
She went down to 7-11 buy buy a microwavable meal. (She wanted a microvable meal so she could feel the sense of achievement of cooking something when all she did was push buttons. ) But alas, there was no such meal left except for that curry chicken on top. So, she took it and went for payment at the counter.
"$8.90" the chashier said.
Shu Tian smiled and made payment, although in her mind she was thinking, "WTF soexpensive?! The last time I bought one of these things it was only 3 dollars. But I want to 'cook' so bad..."
Back home she went.
She eagerly tore open the box to find the food pouch that said "Pouch not microwavable". Shu Tian went WTF again and transferred the food to another tray. For a microwavable meal, the manufacturer could at least provide a microwavable pouch.
Into the oven the chicken went. The irritated girl went to get herself a drink. While she was washing the cup, she heard a "Boom boom" sound coming from the oven. But she did not care.
When she returned, she found bits of chicken splattered all over the insides of the oven. WTF she went again.
After she cleaned up, she sat down to eat the remaining bits of chicken. To her horror, the chicken was hard and tastleless. The curry didn't taste very good either. The girl decided to not eat the chicken anymore and settle for the popcorn on the dining table.
Moral of the story: Chicken is explosive.
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