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Monday, June 14, 2010
Hee hee!!! Here is another spastic story.By now you should know who the characters are, so... Lets address them as BOY and GIRL
After the turtle incident, the 2 lived for 50 more years before they died.
Part I Mama of life (Thats the so called immortal in this story): LOL! MOL: This couple is so... CUTE! I bored... so lets reincarnate them as turtles! WHEEE! *And so the two were reincarnated is turtles. *However, MOL did not clear their memories so the two will remember what happened in their past life.
Part II: On the seashore * Two turtles, one big one and one small one emerged from their eggs Girl: Why do I feel so short? Oh wait.. I am short. Boy: Why do I feel like lao ah pek? WTH, I'm a turtle. *Boy spots girl Boy: Man, that lady turtle is sexayyyy! *Boy advances to girl at a breakneck speed of 2km/day
Part III: Reunion Boy: Yo lady... You just won a date with this handsome reptile. Girl: Haven't I seen you somewhere? *Girl and boy looks into each other eyes Girl: I remember you... You dumped me... You cold-blooded creature! Boy: I am a turtle. Of course I am cold blooded. Girl: I mean when you were human! Boy: Oh... well now that I can't use the money, I guess you may marry me. Girl: No I hate you! *Boy realises how cute girl is when she is angry and falls in love again.
Part 4: Boredom MOL: Turtle love is boring! Let's try something else... *MOL transformed the couple into Praying mantis
Part 5: TRANFORM! Girl and boy: WTH? Praying mantis?
Part 6: Deadly love *Boy decides to approach girl for second chance. Little does he know about the nature of praying mantis. Boy: Can you forgive me? *Girls hormones start to rage.... Girl: No! But... You are still so irresistable... *Girl eats boy. (Thats what praying mantis do during mating)
Part 7: End *Girls lays lots of eggs and helps carry on boy's family line. She felt no regret cuz she hates him (duh)
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