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Saturday, January 30, 2010
Yooooooooooooo!!!
Lalalalalala...
Had a fun week?
Lol.
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Example of obsessive twittering: By dklgdk8409
I am going to the toilet.
I reached the toilet.
OMG. I was about to lock the door when I realised the lock was so shiny!
Oh. I'm still oging at the lock. I wish I had such a lock.
Back to business.
I was about to shit when I realised the colour of my underwear was fading! D:
I'm having constipation! AH@!
I'm done shitting.
OMG. I looked into the toilet bowl to fing my shit floating!
Mama told me the floating shit is not a healthy sign.
Oh no!
Nvm. I decided to guess how much my shit weighs.
hm... 7kg?
MAYBE I SHOULD SEND THIS TO THW WORLD RECORDS!
Oh ya.... Haven't clean my buttock yet.
I shall use only two squares to conserve trees.
Wait... The toilet paper only 2 ply!
So cheapo...
But I shall forgive the shopping centre management.
Did I mention that I am a forgiving person?
People outside the toilet are staring to complain liao.
To hell with those people. I'm tweeting!
Eww... I have stretch marks on my beautiful belly.
I am going to zip my pants.
I once again ogled at the shiny lock before going out.
Wah... People are staring at me. I must be gorgeous.
They look angry... They must be jealous of my beauty.
Wait... I FORGOT TO FLUSH!
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Ok... Maybe that did mot happen to me or anyone I know,
I'm just a bored loser.
:P
dklgdk8409 was just someone I made up.
LALALLALALLALAl
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